Archive for February, 2010

Socialist America

// February 24th, 2010 // 7 Comments » // Uncategorized

     Sorry about the delay in posts. Last week was the trading deadline for my other favorite sport/league, NBA basketball. And unlike soccer, you can’t immediately process the results of deadline activities. That’s because the NBA, like other American sports, is decidedly un-free market. In fact, the NBA is probably the most socialist of American sports. There are 30 teams, and each of them has a certain limit, called a salary cap, on what they are allowed to spend on annual salaries for their players — this year it’s about $55 million for up to 15 players. There are several exceptions, the biggest being that you can go over the cap when you sign a player to a new contract if he was on your team when his contract ended (this is known as owning a player’s “Bird Rights”, since the great but evil Larry Bird was the first player to get such treatment). Teams that enter the offseason already over the cap are allowed to use to other exceptions, one Mid-Level Exception (over the cap teams can sign one player to the average salary amount, about $5.5m per year) and one Million Dollar Exception (which, oddly, is now a $2m contract exception).

    Transfer fees don’t really exist — players can only be traded from one team to another for other players (although one team is allowed to throw up to $3 million in cash into any deal). The salary cap makes trading incredibly interesting, because you can’t just swap players — you must make their salaries match, which often means random fringe players are thrown into deals for no other reason.  So, the trading deadline becomes as much about math as it is about talent. Every February, this website gets A LOT of hits from interested and confused fans.  To make it more interesting, teams enter the deadlines with two of goals: 1) Get players to help them win now, since the playoffs are only a couple of months away. The problem is that getting good players usually means bringing in big salaries, which requires you to send away big salaries, which often means giving up good players; and 2) Prep your team to win in the future by getting rid of big salaries so you have cap space to sign new players in the off-season. What this ends up meaning is that good teams trade for good players with long-term contract in exhange for less good or once-but-not-longer-good players with the infamous “expiring contracts.” An expiring contract ends at the end of the season, freeing up a team to get new players in the summer off-season.

     Still with me? I hope so. What’s crazy is that my New York Knicks have been in a two year process of acquiring as many 2010 expiring contracts as possible.  We had the world’s worst general manager for several years, and he loaded our team with terrible players, but only after signing them to long-term contracts, giving us no hope of replacing them with better players in the short term. Two years ago, we finally fired the bum, and got a new GM, who promptly announced that he was not going to try to be competitive for the next two years as all he was trying to do was acquire players with 2010 expiring contracts. Realize that basketball is possibly the most popular grassroots sport in New York City. What’s terrific is that no one minded that we were giving up in trying to be good for two years. Why? Because in the summer of 2010, THE KING, becomes a free agent. Heard of Lebron James? He’s the best player in the game, and he’s only 25. Several other gigantic superstars will also be available this year. The Knicks found a way to trade about $24 million in non-expiring contracts over the the past two years and will now have about $30m+ in cap space this summer — enough to sign Lebron and whoever he would like to bring with him.   (The actual trade the Knicks just made with the Rockets is beyond complex: the Knicks got a guy with a $23 million expiring contract, and gave up three current players with salaries totalling almost $23m this year, one of whom is young, good, and cheap to keep in future years; the Knicks’ first amateur draft pick in 2012; and the right for the other team to swap draft picks with the Knicks in 2011 if they want to — confusing, I know.)  The problem is that the Knicks might still not get Lebron: Cleveland has his Bird rights and can keep him, and a few other teams have angled to get cap space, too. Free agents can sign starting July 1. This year, it’s like another World Cup.

The Biggest Prize Ever

     Why the post about basketball? Just because I am constantly baffled how the most capitalist country in the world still has the most socialist structure for sports. Real Madrid can buy whoever they want. They can pay them whatever they want. I watched them absolutely destroy Villareal this weekend, 6-2. They were awesome. Their recent 65 million euro signing, Kaka, didn’t even play well. But luckily, their 90 million euro signing, Cristiano, was awesome, and their recent 30 million (Xabi), 20 million (lass, Higuain) and 15 million (Albiol) signings were great. It’s really great that Spanish sports reflect Spain’s approach to the labor market. Hmmmn, but have you seen what the rest of the Spain looks like? There’s a reason they’ve got 20 percent unemployment — it’s because the rest of the economy is strucutured to promote fairness over labor market flexibility. Here in the USA, on the other hand, my company can fire me tomorrow with no repercussions. And they can hire me for any salary over the tiny minimum wage, but since I’m in a white collar job (a nonprofit, mind you), they can ask me to work extra hours for no cost.

   Sigh. I get the worst of all worlds. I live in New York City, the most expensive part of the country. I should at least get to root for the best sports teams in exchange for my paying a ridiculous amount in rent, etc. But no, we have to have fairness… in sports. Cleveland needs to have a good basketball team to root for. This is despite the fact that Cleveland itself is a mess because companies pick up and leave whenever the word “union” is whispered. Why can’t our sports show that capitalism isn’t fair?  Can we get the teabaggers on this?  Instead of making sure that we don’t get healthcare for all, it would be great if they could spend their time making sure that not everyone had an fair chance of having a good hometown basketball team. 

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Luckiest. Goal. Ever.

// February 16th, 2010 // 3 Comments » // Uncategorized

You’ve got to be kidding me.  More on this later, but it’s almost halftime in Milan and Manchester United just tied the game 1-1.  Make sure you catch Scholes’ first-half equalizer.  A low cross comes in from the right, Scholes swings at it with his right leg, completely messes it up/misses it, and the ball bounces off his standing (left) leg and trickles in.  Ridiculous luck.

**Update** Here is the clip.  What’s extra funny on the second viewing is that Nesta actually gets nutmegged by the “shot” — poor guy.

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“Too Much People Scum Only for the Pasta Type”

// February 8th, 2010 // 5 Comments » // Uncategorized

Perhaps my favorite player of all time is the former Barcelona and Bulgaria striker/winger Hristo Stoichkov.  For the young or new to soccer, he was glorious, with suprising speed and a wonderful left foot, despite looking like he was 57 years old for his entire career.  He was European player of the year in 1994, and I will always remember this marvel of a goal against Mexico in the World Cup: a perfect counter-attacking combo of speed and power.  Jorge Campos never knew what hit him. 

What’s also great about Hristo was his spirit and confidence, something that clearly hasn’t left him.   Check out the clip below, and remember that this is a guy who not only played in the Champions League many times (where the on-field language with the referee is English), but spent several years in the MLS (For Chicago and DC).  You would think his English would be pretty good.  It isn’t.  But the best part, is that he acts like it is.  I don’t think I’ve ever heard anyone speak another language this badly with this much confidence.  As you listen, please tell me what he (now a manager) is trying to say when what sounds like “too much people scum only for the pasta type” comes out of his mouth.  Thoughts?

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We’ve Got the Scandals Down, Now All We Need is Talent!

// February 5th, 2010 // 14 Comments » // Uncategorized

By now, everyone has heard enough about the amazing ridiculousness that is going on with John Terry.  In the strange case that you haven’t, it appears that the fearless leader of Chelsea and England, who is married with children, had a serious affair, (not just a hook-up, mind you) with former Chelsea/England teammate Wayne Bridge’s ex-girlfriend/baby mama.  (It’s just been announced that Terry is no longer the captain of the England Squad.

If you are American, you have probably also heard that this mirrors a situation from 1998, when then-captain of the USMNT John Harkes had an affair with USMNT striker Eric Wynalda‘s wife.  You might also remember that John Harkes was controversially dropped right before the 1998 World Cup, with Steve Sampson claiming he wanted to take younger players to France.  (I was thrilled — I always thought Harkes sucked, and I thought it was time for a change.  In the end, though, the USA put in the worst performance of all 32 teams in the World Cup.)   I guess his drop was really because Harkes was screwing the top striker’s wife.  Amazing. 

I am thrilled to hear all of this.  It’s not that I’m not sad for Wynalda.  He seems like a great guy and I will never never forget som of his moments in a USA shirt — he was one of the few players in the 1990s who was a skill player, not a guy just running around really fast (in fact, running around really fast was the one thing he most certainly could NOT do.)  His performance in the 1995 Copa America in Uruguay (I was there) was enormous (three goals in the group phase), and his 1994 World Cup free kick versus Switzerland was a delight (but how Tony Meola let the Swiss score near-post in that game was the opposite).  But again, I digress.

The real reason I am happy to hear this happened, is that it shows that our squad is almost ready for the big time.  Intra-team sex scandal in England!  Ha!  We had that 12 years ago!  We are almost there!

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Guti’s Backheel: Don’t Believe the Hype!

// February 2nd, 2010 // 2 Comments » // Uncategorized

This week, everyone is in love with Guti’s backheel.   According to The Independent, it was “outrageous.”  According to the coach of Deportivo, Real Madrid’s opponent and victim of said backheel, it means that he should be part of the Spain squad for the World Cup.  Even more incredibly, Spanish national coach Vicente del Bosque (Vinny of the Forest), actually said that the “Backheel of God”  has opened to door for Guti to be a part of the team in South Africa.

 

Are you kidding me?  Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was very nice.  But I’m here to remove the large piece of wool that’s been hanging over everyone’s eyes.  THE ONLY REASON HE DID IT WAS BECAUSE HE CAN’T SHOOT WITH HIS RIGHT FOOT.   Just watch it again.  He really should shoot that ball.  But Guti, who is marvelous with his left, has never been able to do much with his weaker leg.  (In Spanish the term for a weaker leg is “pierna de palo”, sort of translate as wooden leg.  In Holland, apparently, it’s “chocolate leg,” which I guess is related to excrement.)  I think that Guti loses major points because a backheel was not the play there.  If Benzema doesn’t finish, then Madrid is still only up 0-1 away and we’d be talking about Guti like he was, say… Robinho.

It’s true that, as a Barca fan, I’m not the most objective person here.  I do, indeed, hate Guti with a passion.  But I also hate Raul.  However, when I first tried to think of a authentically wonderful backheel, this was the first that sprung to mind:

Now that my friends, is a backheel.  It was Raul’s only option, and it was absolutely perfect.  It didn’t hurt that Morientes took it like a champ, and finished well.  And what a mullet on Morientes.  Glorious.

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