Archive for October, 2009

What to Watch

// October 29th, 2009 // No Comments » // Uncategorized

Remember that Europe changed its clocks last weekend, and we haven’t yet, so start times for games are an hour later than usual.  Also remember that it’s Halloween.

Saturday

Arsenal v Tottenham, 8:45, ESPN2 -  Remember when Tottenham on four straight to start the season? Remember when they beat Liverpoool?  Then they lost Luka Modric, and have gone 2-1-3.  Despite an odd draw at West Ham last week, Arsenal are still the best team in the Premiership — only losses were away to United and City.  Watch them destroy Tottenham in glorious HDTV.  Yum.  After two months, I’m giving a lukewarm thumbs-up to the Adrian Healey-Robbite Mustoe commentary team — it could be a lot worse!

A bit more on this game.  Robbie Keane made headlines today for claiming that Tottenham squad is as good, player-for-player, as Arsenal’s.  Obviously, that’s hard to measure objectively, but it’s not untrue that Tottenham has some good players.  Keane only seems to be missing the “playing well together” angle, which Arsenal does much, much better, and which can be important out there on the soccer field.

Fulham v Liverpool, 11am, Setanta – A game with classic slip-up potential for Liverpool this week after beating United last weekend.  Only wrench in that is that they already lost midweek in the Carling  Cup, so they might actually be bouncing back already from said inevitable slip-up.  If Clint Dempsey scores again, he better do some Halloween-themed celebration for all us Americans watching.  Just for the record, my girlfriend and I are dressing up as Michael Jackson’s children.  Coincidentally (?), you’ll remember that Dempsey did a quick Michael Jackson leg-kick/crotch-grab after scoring against Brazil in the Confed Cup this summer, just days after MJ passed away.  I wonder if anyone would notice a difference on the field if Yossi Benayoun dressed up like Steven Gerrard.  I mean really, Yossi’s not-so-great looks must be why doesn’t get enough credit, right?  Why hasn’t there been more made out of the fact that Liverpool ran the game against United with Yossi, rather than Gerrard, pulling the strings?  Obviously, Torres’ finish against United was terrific, but what about that pass?  Through three defenders with just enough curve to get into El Nino’s path?  Watch it again.  Ridonkulous.  If Gerrard makes that pass, we’d be hearing about it for weeks.

Getafe v Real Madrid, 1pm, ESPNDeportes - In case you missed it, Real Madrid lost a midweek Cup game 4-0(!) to a third-level team called Alcorcon.  4-0.  For real.  I’m not joking.  After losing to Old Man Milan and drawing 0-0 to Sporting Gijon, things will be verrrry interesting this weekend, because Getafe is a very good team, despite the fact that one of their best players from last year (Esteben Granero) now plays for Madrid.  Getafe’s #10, Juan Albin, should be the #10 for Uruguay, but for some reason they never call him up.  Sigh.

Osasuna v Barcelona, 3pm, GolTV – They’re baa-aack!  Six goals against Zaragoza last week, and more are in store this weekend.  Seydou Keita is making the leap from being the new Phillipe Cocu to the new Luis Enrique.  He does everything well.  Watch and enjoy.

Juventus v Napoli, 5:30pm (delayed), FSE - I hate Milan, so I was very happy to see Napoli score two goals in stoppage time to get a draw midweek.  Juventus seem to be putting it together; Diego remains a joy, Amauri is scoring again, and Felipe Melo is the most underrated midfielder in the world.  Napoli’s youngsters are good, but you keep waiting for them to get that much better, and maybe it just won’t happen.  Oh, well. 

Posted by Lazar

Where do they find these guys?

// October 26th, 2009 // 2 Comments » // Uncategorized

Valencia is amazing.  It seems like every year they find a new fantastic winger, who is both super fast and super skilled.  Last year it was Juan Mata.  The year before it was David Silva.  A bit before that it was Vicente.   (I’m sure I’m missing a few others.)   And this year, it’s Pablo Hernandez.    Okay, he was on the team last year, but this is the first year you’re like, “damn, that guy is good!”  

Lots of people are already talking about his glorious chip against Almeria on Sunday.  And although he didn’t score, he was also the best player in the Valencia-Barcelona 0-0 from ten days ago (yes, better than Messi, Silva, Xavi or Iniesta).  But my favorite effort from him this year is the goal he scored  against Atletico last month – despite four touches, the ball hits the ground only once.  My word:

Posted by Lazar

Still Got It: Andrea Pirlo

// October 22nd, 2009 // 11 Comments » // Uncategorized

Tabare Viudez is a young Uruguayan starlet, who was MVP of the under-21 Copa America last winter. He’s also been rocking the current u-21 World Cup, including this stunner to beat England.

 He had a trial at Milan last year, and talked about it during an interview recently. He was asked which Milan star impressed him the most. Interestingly, while he noted that Kaka, Pato, and Seedorf were all great players, he said Andrea Pirlo was the guy that blew him away the most. I was reminded of Viudez’s comment after this goal from Pirlo in yesterday’s 2-3 win for Milan in Madrid.

 
 
But while Andrea Pirlo has still got it, Dida still doesn’t.  In case you missed it, here is the worst piece of goalkeeping EVER, from the same game.  I also love how Raul celebrates as if he has scored the goal of the century.

Posted by Lazar

What to Watch: Que La Chupen Edition

// October 15th, 2009 // 6 Comments » // Uncategorized

Enough of this international business, let’s get back the club leagues, where no one tells anyone else to suck on anything.  But regardless, this weeks’ edition of What to Watch will be feature a  slight Maradona press conference theme, with a sprinkling of quotes from last night by the great man himself.  In case you missed it, some smart alecks have already set up a website callled www.QueLaChupen.com  where you can enjoy the whole show.  (For those not familiar with Spanish, the great Maradona spends much of the conference telling people, over and over, to suck his thing.  Amazing.)

Saturday

Aston Villa v Chelsea, 7:30am, ESPN2 – The fixture that led to Jose Mourinho’s departure two years ago, and which has become one of the more entertaining of the Premiership.  I still don’t understand why Aston Villa haven’t been able to go from a good to really good team yet, but what do I know? Chelsea play 14 central midfielders and two identical center forwards at the same time and do just fine.  It’s all an effing crapshoot, isn’t it?  I mean, if Argentina can play anti-futbol for 80 minutes and then score a lucky goal and proclaim themselves champions of everything, then why should we even bother?  Why do I even get up in the morning?  What am I doing with my life?  Maybe I deserve to chuparla.

Sunderland v Liverpool, 10am, FSC -  Jeez, I love Steve Bruce, and how sad was it that they didn’t beat United last week.  That Kenwyn Jones goal where he just wanted it THAT MUCH MORE than Foster and Vidic  was awesome.  So, do we get to declare Liverpool’s season over after they don’t win this one, Rafa?  Or will Liverpool win, prompting Rafa to take his shirt off and dedicate the victory a la puta que me pario?  (Which is what Maradona did on the way into the locker room last night, screaming at the press that the win was for the whores who gave birth to them.)

Juventus v Fiorentina, 12pm, FSC – Diego went to Juve in May for 24 million Euros.  I called it the buy of the summer.  Some disagreed.  Los que no creian en mi, que la chupen.   (“Those who didn’t believe me can suck it.”)

Valencia v Barcelona, 4pm, GolTV (thanks, Sarah) – The first big test for Barcelona this year, away to Valencia.  Villa and Henry are both out, and Messi is doubtful after the long trip back from South America and the tough games he’s played this week.  Oh, and by the way: que la sigan chupando (“keep sucking it.”)

Sunday

AC Milan v AS Roma, 2:45pm, FSC — it’s a mid-table clash in the San Siro, between two teams who are used to being a lot better.  At least Roma is showing signs of life.  Milan has 9 points and 4 goals in 7 games.  Yuck.  Que la chupen.

Posted by Lazar

Maradona Wants Me to Chupar Something

// October 15th, 2009 // 8 Comments » // Uncategorized

“A los que no creyeron, con el perdon de las damas, que la chupen.”  (For those who did not believe in me, if will the ladies please excuse me, can suck it.)  I’m so flattered — Maradona mentioned me in his press conference!  I am one of those who didn’t believe in him.  And boy did he show me, with a terribly boring display of anti-futbol and a lucky goal. 

What an embarrassment to the world of soccer.  Who says this type of stuff?  Has there ever been a more classless or graceless individual in the world of sports?  And I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone sadder than Leo Messi was last night, who wore a face of “this loser is going to waste the best years of my international career.”

Posted by Lazar

Bielsa, Do Us a Favor!

// October 13th, 2009 // 6 Comments » // Uncategorized

[Update: Where to Watch the Game in NYC: Obviously, there's Nevada Smith's, but many NMOB! fans had a great time watching Argentina-Brazil at Beco Bar in Williamsburg (45 Richardson Street).  Beco is showing Uruguay-Argentina with no cover charge.]

Amazingly, things worked on for my team Uruguay on Saturday.  We now control our destiny, and a win at home gets us into the World Cup.  Incredible.

But that win must come against Argentina, who are admittedly playing terribly — my goodness, they got lucky against Peru (Peru!) at home (at home!) — but still have great players.  And let’s face it: a World Cup without Leo Messi just won’t be the same.

The relationship between Uruguay and Argentina is tricky, as I’ve written about in the past.  No two other countries in South America are as alike, but while Argentine see Uruguayans as their dimunitive siblings, Uruguayans, well, hate Argentines with every ounce of their soul.  Obviously, it’s nothing rational, more of an inferiority complex, but it’s true.  I’ll never forget that during when I spent the summer of 1995 in Montevideo, my cousin had a big 15th birthday party at my uncle’s house.  Party be darned, as all adult male family members were piled into my uncle’s bedroom rooting for Brazil with every ounce of their spirits against Argentina in the Copa America semifinal.  When the Brazilian Tulio illegally handled the ball and scored in the final moments of the game, it was like the world had been saved from the jaws of evil.  (Don’t get me started about the dancing in the streets a year later when Nigeria beat Argentina in the final of the Olympics.)

The irony in all of this is that in each of the last two qualifications, Argentina has come to Uruguay on the final round (why is this always the last game, anyway?) already having qualified, with Uruguay needing a win or draw.  And in each of the last two qualifications, Argentina has sleptwalk through the match, allowing its “little brother” to qualify for the playoffs against Australia. 

Further irony comes from the fact that a win for Chile against Ecuador means that both Uruguay and Argentina  continue (one to the playoff against Honduras).  And though Chile is in already with little to play for, their coach, Marcelo Bielsa, is Argentine.  And this is Chile’s first home game since qualifying away to Colombia.  So, I am thinking they might want to win for pride?  Wishful thinking?  C’mon, Bielsa, do us a favor!

Posted by Lazar

In Case You Missed It

// October 7th, 2009 // 1 Comment » // Uncategorized

We have to file this edition of In Case You Missed It under “Still Got It.”  In case you forgot about him, Iker Casillas is still the man.  The Sevilla-Real Madrid game over the weekend was about as spectacular as every Sevilla-RM game is (this is turning out to be the best fixture in the world).  Among the 90 minutes of edge-of-your-seat action was this absolutely incredible save from Saint Iker.  It’s like someone had told him in advance where Diego Perotti was going to put the ball.  Amazing.

Explain This One, Fergie?

// October 6th, 2009 // 3 Comments » // Uncategorized

I never understand what exactly the FA are expecting to hear when they summon a manager or player to “explain” his comments. If it was Eric Cantona pompously babbling in childish metaphors about fishermen and sardines, then I could nearly understand the search for an explanation, but what kind of context are they looking for to put a different spin on:

“He just wasn’t fit enough for a game of that stature. The fitness of both [sets of] players, the pace of the game, demanded a referee who was fit. But he’s not fit. I don’t think he’s fit.”

I don’t think you need to be in the 90th percentile in English comprehension to conclude that Ferguson doesn’t think the referee was fit. I’m not sure what kind of “explanation” Ferguson will come up with to bully his way out of any kind of punishment, but I’m sure he won’t be bringing up the fact that according to ProZone, Wiley ran further than all but 4 of United’s players in that game!  How do you explain that one, Fergie?

Having trouble seeing the ProZone statistics that show referee Alan Wiley actually ran more than 7 of United’s players? They’re over here!

posted by Cass

What to Watch

// October 2nd, 2009 // 3 Comments » // Uncategorized

Saturday

Manchester United v Sunderland, 12:15pm, FSC  – I remain unconvinced that Manchester United are for real this year.  And I love Steve Bruce, who after success at Birmingham, Wigan, and now Sunderland, may be the top candidate to replace Lord Ferg, even if Bruce does look a little too much like Jay Leno.

Inter Milan v Udinese, 23pm, FSC -  I love it when Inter lose, and they did it with aplomb last weekend.  Udinese’s captian Antonio Di Natale name translates to English as ”Anthony Of Christmas.”  Not bad analysis, eh?!

Sunday

Chelsea v Liverpool, 11am, FSC -  Yum.  Liverpool score goals for fun these days, and Chelsea win games 2-0 for fun, except when they lose to Wigan and look sluggish midweek.  Given these managers, don’t expect too much fun from this game, unless you love Lucas Leiva.

Sevilla v Real Madrid, 3pm, GolTV – The first real test for the lineup of superstars that is Real Madrid.  I’ve only caught them a few times, and not for full games, but jeez, they do pack a punch.  But Sevilla is  a real team, with some decent firepower of their own (Negredo, Fabiano, Kanoute), and they tend to beat Madrid in incredible 4-3 thrillers, so make sure to tune in.