Archive for March, 2009

Nutmeg of the Week

// March 31st, 2009 // 2 Comments » // Uncategorized

In case you missed it, because you were too busy watching the US fight back against El Salvador or England play a meaningless friendly against Slovakia, here’s a gem from The Battle of the ‘Guays (Uruguay-Paraguay), which my boys won 2-0.  I’m sure my father’s presence in the crowd spurred them on to victory.  Also important was this nastier-than-nasty nutmeg by Luis Suarez to set up Diego Forlan’s opening goal.  Luisito (plays for Ajax) goes through the legs and puts the defender on the ground with one touch.  Enjoy.

Posted by Lazar

Match Review: Ireland-Bulgaria (1-1)

// March 29th, 2009 // 5 Comments » // Uncategorized

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From an Ireland Supporter’s Perspective

Pre-game:

I finally woke up after a restless night, where at one stage I was heard to shout out from my sleep ‘McShane! No!’ and started my pre-game ritual. I ate my Weetbix and read the papers online deciding they were pretty much all in agreement that this was a make or break game; after a decent (and lucky) start to the campaign, Ireland had amassed 10 out of a possible 12 points while Bulgaria had to contend with 3 draws. A home win would surely knock Bulgaria out of the equation and even allow Ireland to dream about challenging Italy for the one automatic qualification places (2nd placed teams go into a playoff). Despite the terrifying statistic that Ireland haven’t beaten a team ranked above them in a competitive game since 2001, the mood in the country was very upbeat, thanks in no small part to the previous weekend which saw the Rugby Team win the Grand Slam for the first time in 61 years and Bernard Dunne become WBA Super Bantamweight  World Champion. Surely the soccer team could make it 3 out of 3.

Location:

McCormacks on 3rd Avenue and 27th street was chosen as the venue and I arrived 45 minutes before kickoff to grab choice seats. Still a little shaky from the night before, a full Irish country breakfast was ordered to calm the nerves. The black pudding seemed to do the trick and all systems were go for kickoff.

 First Half:

A goal after 35 seconds from Richard Dunne was joyously celebrated, but the enjoyment only lasted a few seconds until we realised that we were now in for up to 89 minutes of sitting back and hanging on for dear life. Most of Ireland’s best results have been achieved in a similar scenario which means that any kind of possible enjoyment from a game would be absent. Bulgaria then pretty much took over the first half in terms of posession but only created one or two decent chances, which were attempted with little confidence from the Berbatov pretenders. We just needed to get to half time and let Trappotoni get us organized again, and amazingly we managed to go in to the break with the lead intact.

Half Time:

Maybe we could actually do this. Another blue moon and the idea of Ireland hanging on for the whole second half started to seem more plausible.

Second Half:

Ireland started the second half a bit better but soon descended into chasing shadows against the technically superior Bulgarians. Still we were causing occasional danger ourselves and Given had rarely been troubled to make a save. However, tragedy was to strike when Kevin ‘special K’ Kilbane managed to side foot a neat finish past his own keeper. It was an accident rather than a mistake, but this didn’t stop a sense of foreboding surrounding the team. Bulgaria were definitely happy with a point (and deserved at least that) and although Ireland managed a few late chances, none were converted so the game ended 1-1.

Post Game:

It’s pretty obvious to everyman and his dog what the shortcomings of the team are but Trappatoni in his wisdom seems to keep ignoring them. Central midfield and fullback are where we’re weakest and probably the most important positions on a team these days. Apart from that, Stephen Hunt showed that as much as we all admire his hardwork, he just has no idea what to do once he has the ball. The really poor performance from Ireland along with no real hope of improvement meant for a pretty depressing mood. The realisation that we now face Italy away followed by the return game against Bulgaria means that there’s an awful lot to do to qualify for South Africa. A few more blue moons, a pitstop at 5 guys burger bar before watching the excellent PaperdoLL perform in Le Royale rounded out the rest of the day. All in all a good Saturday in New York, but that was in spite of the soccer, rather than because of it. 

Posted by Cass

From a Neutral’s Perspective

Pre-game:

Before leaving, I think to myself “I should try to wear something supportive.”  So, I pull on one of my two green tee shirts — this one says “Wiffle Ball Legend.”  Cass and his friends are going to appreciate me going to all this effort.  Heck, the entire bar is going to love me.  I’m a good guy.

Arrival at McCormack’s:

This isn’t what I had imagined.  It’s a quite civilized bar/restaurant, and Cass and his friends are dressed like they will probably go out in the evening directly after watching the game — they are all wearing smart Penguin button shirts.  (To review: I’m in a green tee shirt that says “Wiffle Ball Legend.”)  I order the Irish breakfast: bacon, three or four types of sausage, eggs, potatoes and toast.  I need to visit Ireland.

First half:

These poor Irish fans — their team is terrible. What a lucky first goal.  They are being played off their own field by these Bulgarians.  But Cass’ Irish friends are really nice.  And wow, these Irish announcers are wonderful.  They are honest about what’s happening on the field, and are critical of their team’s ability while being supportive of their effort.  I wonder if these fellows would consider working for ESPN…

Half-time:

I cannot understand a word of what Cass and his friends are saying to each other.  This is really English? 

Second half:

More from Bulgaria.  I wonder if Stilyan Petrov actually has an equity stake in this field, or he’s just playing like he owns the place.  And the right back Manolev, which is DEFINITELY what I would call a friend who was Spanish-Bulgarian, is really fantastic.  These terrific Irish announcers remark that he should be playing for a big club in Europe soon — I second that.  Then Bulgaria scores — an own goal, but it was coming.  The right and left backs for Ireland are atrocious, and are giving a clinic in How to Get Beaten in a Variety of Different Ways.  Trappatoni makes a change in the 90th minute, just to mix things up.  Nice timing.

Post-match analysis:

Thumbs up – Irish breakfast, Petrov, Manolev, a sprinkling of Robbie Keane and Kevin Doyle.

The finger -  Paul McShane, Kevin Killbane, some guy named Whelan who was supposedly in midfield, and my silly green tee shirt.

Posted by Lazar

What to Watch

// March 26th, 2009 // 6 Comments » // Uncategorized

Just when things are really heating up in the leagues throughout Europe, we get a break for international games.  Yee ha.

Saturday

Ireland v Bulgaria 345pm, in CCTV bars and the internet – I may accompany fellow NMOB!er and  Irishman Cass to watch this game at Slane on Bleeker St in Manhattan.  Feel free to join us.  Cass is the shaved-head drunk guy in the Ireland jersey. (No, not that one, the other one.  No, the other one…)  I’m the tall confused looking guy with a mullet standing next to him.  I’m interested in seeing the Trap Attack in person.  Sadly for all of us, Damien Duff and Dimitar Berbatov look like they won’t be joining us for the game.  Here’s hoping Stephen Hunt, one of my faves, gets a run-out.

Uruguay v Paraguay, 4pm, bars and the internet – Paraguay is often unbeatable in qualifiers, but Uruguay needs to win at home if it’s going to get into the 5th place playoff position (as usual).  My dad will be at this game.  So, if you’re watching on the computer, and you see a blonde, curly-haired guy in the stands (he kind of sticks out, despite really being Uruguayan), that’s him.  If you see him eating something that looks fatty and high in cholesterol, please send me an email.  I’m serious.

Spain v Turkey, 5pm, GolTV  – great game, and on free TV?  Not bad.  Two of the four top teams from the Euros.  Are Spain the best team in the world?  Not without Iniesta.

El Salvador v USA, 9pm, ESPN2 - This is a game where the US needs to play tough at the back and in the middle, and attack hard on the counter.  We saw them play how they needed to home v Mexico,now let’s see them play the right way on the road.

Sunday

Ecuador v Brasil, 5pm, bars and the internet –  do yourself a favor and find a Brazilian or Ecuatorian restaurant on the internet, get there at 4pm, and have a nice big mid-afternoon meal, followed by a World Cup qualifier with a bunch of rowdy Latin expats.  Trust me, it’ll be the highlight of your weekend.

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Posted by Lazar

If It Ain’t Broke, Don’t Fix It

// March 23rd, 2009 // 9 Comments » // Uncategorized

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Undone by his weakness for large men

Other than being musicians, what do Ry Cooder, Lyle Lovett, Gregg Allman, and Janet Jackson have in common?  They’ve all sang Don’t Mess Up a Good Thing.  It seems, however, that Martin O’Neill isn’t a fan of the song.  I hate (not really) to get all I-told-you-so, but ever since Aston Villa bought Emile Heskey in January, I had a feeling that their fourth place/Champions League ambitions were over.  Here was a team that was playing wonderfully, knocking off Arsenal at the Emirates, among other big wins.  They were using a great, modern (dare I say “continental”?) 4-3-3 formation, with Petrov, Barry and new man Steve Sidwell (the new ”Ginger Ninja,” according to a fat Villa fan on the Fanzone) controlling the midfield, allowing the wingers Ashley Young and James Milner to push up and play up front around Gabby Agbonlahor.  And they were ripping people apart.  Look at their matches in December: 2-3 win away to Everton (great result); 4-2 win at home to Bolton (who scores four against Bolton?); 0-1 win away to West Ham; 2-2 draw at home to Arsenal (they dominated and were unlucky); and an 0-1 win away to Hull.  And their first two games of the new year were a 2-1 win hosting West Brom and 1-2 win away to Sunderland.  Petrov, Barry and Sidwell were all over the place in midfield, and the front three made Villa seem like a poor man’s FC Barcelona.  They were six points ahead of Arsenal in fourth place.   Things were going great, right?  Why change anything?

So what does Martin O’Neill do?  He sees the chance to buy Emile Heskey, who would be out of contract at Wigan in June, on the cheap, and goes for it.  Yes, it was a good deal if you live in a bubble, but not if it means messing with a winning formula.  And O’Neill inserted Heskey right into the starting lineup.  What’s worse, Heskey seemed to pay off, with a goal in his first match against Portsmouth (0-1 win).  No one made a fuss about the fact that the team had sent Steve Sidwell to the bench, and started playing a boring, conventional 4-4-2, with Ashley Young (the best player in the Prem until the New Year) and Milner pushed deeper into midfield, away from the “danger zone” [please note: that term is used ironically].

Since the Portsmouth game, Villa has won one match in seven, and have been passed by Arsenal.    Poor Steve Sidwell.  It seemed like he had been resurrected after a typical bad-move-to-Chelsea two years ago, and now he’s back on the bench.  This past weekend against Liverpool, Villa even left out Agbonlahor, and played with Heskey and Carew, two hulking forwards, in a totally predictable and old school 4-4-2.  The result?  A 5-0 thrashing. 

So, now Martin O’Neill is “desperate for answers.”  Well, I got your answer right here: if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.  Especially if it means moving Ashley Young (what a player) away from the other team’s goal.  And bring back the Ginger Ninja!  And tell the large men to sit their large fannies down. 

Posted by Lazar

Lessons From The Weekend (including Thursday)

// March 23rd, 2009 // 5 Comments » // Uncategorized

MLS might actually catch on - The Seattle Sounders v New York Energy Drink game showed us that we could be on our way to an entertaining league full of teams with genuine fans who actually care about watching the game (unlike the picnic crowd who leave before the end you see so many of at baseball games – sorry, Lazar).

Robinho is so moving on in the Summer – Yet another abject performance, including pathetic penalty attempt make it clear he won’t be around next season. Unless Hughes goes first, that is.

Liverpool might actually come close to winning the league – but deep down you know they’ll mess up by losing at home to Newcastle.

The top 4 is not being broken up anytime soon – forget the thrashing of Villa, Everton’s awful display at Portsmouth (granted they were missing Arteta and Cahill), shows how far the pretenders have to go.

Harry Redknapp is unbelievably annoying - I’ve spent all weekend carrying out a statistical analysis of everything Redknapp has said since taking over at Spurs and the breakdown is as follows: 40% – “Spurs are sh!t”; 60% – “Me, me me, I’m doing a really good job, me.”

Predictions sometimes come true – NMOB! (Editor’s note: Lazar) predicted Fulham would get something from the Utd game, and lo and behold they only went and beat them. I guess if you make the same prediction every week, eventually it’ll come through (Editor’s note: so sue me, it’s a winning formula!)

Ferguson has no shame – How disengenous was it of Fergie to blame Phil Dowd for his teams’ two sendings off? The petulant little beaaatch Cristiano Ronaldo should have been given his marching orders too, and that really would have been funny.

Messi is a bit goodhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PI5TYDU49ok

posted by Cass

What’s Wrong With This Picture?

// March 22nd, 2009 // 11 Comments » // Uncategorized

[Editor's note: this is Week 2 of booby prize winner's Andrew's guest column this month!]

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Looks tired

Nothing. If you’re not a Liverpool fan,that is, but something troubling if you are.
 
Liverpool was in the middle of routing Aston Villa 5-0 and Liverpool had just ‘won’ another yet another slightly-dodgy penalty, this time through Torres being brought down by Brad Friedel. With Steven Gerrard already on two goals, one from the spot, I was sure that although Stevie G is the delegated taker, he as the captain would give Torres the ball and let him take the PK, not only as he ‘earned’ the call, but also to get his striker who wasn’t having the easiest day a goal and allow Rafa to get both of them out of the game to a standing “O”.   But then Stevie G took, and converted, the kick and Torres stayed on for the entire 93 minutes attempting in the words of the commentators to ‘earn himself a goal’.
 
Now if I’m Rafa, I understand two things: first, Stevie G and Torres are vital pieces of my team that I need to keep happy, but second, also they are two pieces of my team that I need to keep healthy in this stretch run of the Premier League and the Champions League. So, why not send word in for Torres to take the kick he earned and get them both out of the game with about 20 minutes left and up 5-0? I know if you are the ‘delegated’ spot kick taker, you take them, but also I know that you don’t leave your number one striker on the field for 93 minutes while up 5-0 to get chopped by an increasingly pissed-off Villa back line either. How does that make sense?

Posted by Andrew

What to Watch

// March 19th, 2009 // 15 Comments » // Uncategorized

Lots of good stuff this weekend, which is nice, since clubs take a break for the WC qualifiers next weekend.  Start early with:

Thursday (that’s right, Thursday)

- The NCAA college basketball tournament, all weekend, CBS – the most fun thing that US sports have to offer, and the closest thing to international soccer when it comes to crowd atmosphere.  I know, I know, this is a soccer site, we’ll get there, save your over the top abhorrence (and while you’re at it talk to a counselor about your twisted national identity/self loathing issues).

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It’s either a Villareal match or a University of Michigan game

Seattle Sounders v New York Red Bull, 9pm, ESPN2  – I know, I know, this isn’t an MLS site, save your blah blah (see above)… We here at NMOB! really want to like the MLS (note from Ed: I’m not sure) it’s just sometimes hard to love it when you’re actually watching it.  That said, we (note from Ed: why does he keep saying ”we”?) like the way the new Seattle Sounders have been set up: member ownership (like Barsa, R Madrid, etc.), organic fan base from the NASL days, and the involvement of Drew Carey.  As a  New Yorker (well, Brooklynite), I want to like RBNY, but getting to their games takes three hours, and the fact that the team name is singular and corporate reminds me too much of company teams like Bayer Leverkusen (that’s right, a team named for aspirin).  But whatever, it’s the start of the MLS season, and we want to be supportive.  Go Sounders!

Saturday

Tottenham v Chelsea, 11am on FSC — Yes, please.  Both sides are looking great, thanks to the additions of Michael Essien and Wilson Palacios.  When will announcers realize that central midfielders are the most important players on the field? Aaron Lennon is looking 2 feet taller after getting his confidence back (insert gag) and even The Walking Checkbook Known as Darren Bent looks pretty good.  Deco’s injury is another boost for Chelsea.

 Fulham v Man Utd, 11am on Setanta – I feel like I just saw this game.  Oh right, I did, two weeks ago in the FA Cup.  Well, I will again predict that Fulham  will give ManU a game here.  I can’t be wrong twice, can I?  This game has late-goal-and-Clint-Dempsey-Crazy-Face written all over it.

Roma v Juventus, 3:30pm on FSC – Both teams really want a win here, with Juve 7 points off leaders Inter, and Roma 2 points away from a 4th placed CL spot.  Roma has tons of fun players, and Sebastian Giovinco is accelerating down the path from larva to butterfly (he’s currently in the pupa stage).

Sunday

Liverpool v Aston Villa, 12pm on FSC – What’s that sound?  I think it’s a priest administering the last rites to Aston Villa’s hopes of finishing in fourth place.  Althoooooough, you could see a hangover slip-up for Liverpool here.  Rafa just signed a big new contract (his agent knows when to sell high, eh?), so you could kind of see him sitting Torres and Mascherano in a gigantic, yet classic, middle finger move here.  Let’s hope not (as Obama wouldn’t say).

Posted by Lazar

Nutmeg of the Week

// March 18th, 2009 // 9 Comments » // Uncategorized

For all those who say that the CL final eight shows the dominance of England, the sheer quality of the games in Spain and Italy last weekend were a nice response.  If you didn’t catch Atletico-Villareal, you should have.  In fact, Atletico Madrid games are now can’t-miss television.  They came back from 0-2 to win 3-2, and could have had many more.  And there was other great stuff from Spain.  You may be learning that one features of NMOB! is that if a Uruguayan does something special, you’ll probably hear about it.  In keeping, I present you with our nutmeg of the week, courtesy of Fabian Canobbio of Valladolid (ex-Penarol).  A nice little one-two, followed by a lovely first touch between the legs of the Getafe ‘keeper.  (And who can forget the first touch between their legs?)  Enjoy:

Posted by Lazar

Happy Liam Brady Day

// March 17th, 2009 // 6 Comments » // Uncategorized

Thanks Andrew, but I couldn’t let Paddy’s day pass without a reference to Ireland’s greatest ever player. This was the winning goal against Brazil (seriously) in 1987 just before we qualified for our first ever tournment, beating England in the opening game (had to get a mention in somewhere!). Enjoy a touch of class (not in a glass) and notice it was Brady who both started and finished the goal.
 

[posted by Cass]

Everything in Moderation (Happy St. Patty’s Day!)

// March 17th, 2009 // No Comments » // Uncategorized

[Editor's Note: Reader Andrew Bruce won the booby prize in the soccer jersey contest.  Unfortunately for him, he's now required to submit a weekly guest column for the next month.  What a sucker!]

Traditionally every March 17th soccer websites around the world abound with bad puns, ‘green’ references and troll the internet for clips of famous Irish players in their pomp; Robbie Keane scoring goals, George Best flying against Benfica, Keano rallying the troops and Steven Ireland doing something embarrassing. What is missing from all those other sites however is the result that most of us have after celebrating St.Patrick’s day. So with that in mind here’s a slightly dated clip of how some soccer players celebrate when things are good, and how one does it when things are really, really good.

Although Stuart McCall was Scottish and this is a St.Paddy’s day article he was celebrating promotion to the Premier League in 1999 so we’ll forgive him the haircut…and everyone is Irish today anyway, so just enjoy!

[Note from Andrew:   If this is really, really lame, I apologize but I wanted to give it a shot to see if I could  a) do something topical, and B) didn't think a report about Pardew getting in trouble for using the word 'rape' in describing a tackle over the weekend was all that funny. If I'm banned from every writing again let me know and I'll switch to hockey or something.   Note from Editor: Maybe we weren't supposed to include that last bit!]

Posted by Andrew