Archive for December, 2008

Olvidate de Donovan; el 10 es para Dempsey

// December 29th, 2008 // 11 Comments » // Uncategorized

Deuce

That’s right, Landon: he’s taking over.

Sorry for the foreign-language title, but this is an expression you hear a lot in South America, and it doesn’t translate that well in English; technically, it means “Forget Donovan, the 10 is for Dempsey.”  More broadly, it refers to how the big decision of a team is to figure out who gets to define it’s attack.  After watching two Fulham games over the past four days (thank goodness for Boxing Day fixtures), I have gone from liking to loving Clint Dempsey (who is apparently known to his friends as “Deuce”).  Actually, it was his performance in the 0-0 against Tottenham that made up my mind, before he went on to score two goals against Chelsea two days later, including the game-tying header in injury time.

Deuce’s performance against Tottenham (which finished 0-0 at White Hart Lane) was even more impressive.    If you haven’t seen the incredible overhead kick he didn’t score against Tottenham, where he receives a long cross on his head, deadens it and bicycles across the goal, please do yourself the favor (it’s at the 1:00 mark of the clip).  And don’t forget the goal he scored against Liverpool on the final day last year, which kept Fulham up.

I had no idea how dependent Fulham was on him– he is their only real creative player.  Up front, they have two Makeleles as forwards (Bobby Zamora and Andy Johnson, all huff and puff but little flash), and in the engine room of the midfield are Simon Davies, Danny Murphy and Jimmy Bullard (all very solid, if unspectacular).  In fact, “solid if unspectacular” could be how one describes every Fulham player, except Clint Dempsey.

For Fulham, Dempsey starts out in a left wingish position, but pretty much roams as he pleases on offense.  And he’s a very modern player in that he tracks back and can tackle.  And that’s the difference with Landon Donovan.  Deuce is a player in the Deco mold, who can provide value all over the pitch, and has some real toughness about him.  Landon, I’m not so sure.  I just don’t think that there is any way he could have been as influential on a Premiership game as Dempsey was in either the Tottenham or Chelsea games.  Mind you, both were extremely physical London derbies — Landon would not have stood a chance. 

Where does this fortitude come from?  Turns out Dempsey is a tough kid from East Texas, who grew up in a trailor park.  A big hip-hop head, he did a rap video for nikesoccer ahead of the last World Cup.  It’s more than a bit derivative, but this is the direction soccer needs to move in in the US (ie, it will never reach its potential here until it gets into urban culture).  The freestyle he did at the end of a Sentanta interview  last year was a little better.

So back to Donovan.  It’s been hard to discern a real pattern in how the US Men’s National Team (USMNT) plays, but they are traditionally very dependent on Landon, who is given the freedom to be the team’s creative player.  They usually play Donovan just behind two strikers if they have a weak opponent, or as a second striker against a tougher team.  (Dempsey usually plays on a wing, when he starts.)  I believe that it’s time for everyone to realize that Donovan is a player for the second half.  Let the USMT start two forwards (say, Jozy and whomever) and give Dempsey the freedom to play behind them.  Landon is too much like Saviola — you can’t commit at least 60 minutes to a guy who is so easily pushed off the ball, and has a 50/50 chance of being completely marked out of the game from the first minute.  Dempsey has proven that he can play with the big boys.  Let’s let him run the show.

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In Case You Missed It

// December 29th, 2008 // 2 Comments » // Uncategorized

It’s the move that you always try to pull off in the park, and Abu Diaby not only executes it to perfection, but picks it up quickly enough to sneak it by the next man, keeps running, and finishes it off with a lovely chip.  I could watch it again and again (and have).  I love you, Monsieur Diaby.  Oh yes, I do!

The wonderful side effect of the Cesc Fabregas injury is getting to watch Diaby and Denilson take over Arsenal.  I know I’m one of few Cesc-haters out there, but there it is.  Let’s see him pull that off.

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Home Comforts

// December 27th, 2008 // 2 Comments » // Uncategorized

One of the best parts about being home (in Ireland) for Christmas is being able to watch all my favourite football shows. Such a nice change listening to people who know and care what they’re talking about rather than some of the clowns on FSC orESPN who manage to come across as if they’re reading phoenetically and don’t actually understand what the words mean that they’re saying. Here are some of my favorite clips. First up is Gillette Soccer Saturday. The premise is that a group of middle aged ex-players and managers sit around giving you reports of goals as they are scored (legally they can’t show you any goals). It’s a bit of an old boys club, but both funny and resassuring in it’s predictability.

Soccer Saturday Funnies Compilation

 

Next up is some serious analysis from Irish TV. The heavyweight pundits of Dunphy, Giles and Brady really tear into players in a way that their counterparts on British TV hold back from. Here’s Eamon Dunphy giving his opinion on Cristiano Ronaldo. He uses the word ‘brat’ multiple times…
 

RTE’s Eamonn Dunphy on Cristiano Ronaldo

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A Christmas and Hanukah Story

// December 23rd, 2008 // 5 Comments » // Uncategorized

Mario Martinez

I’m not exactly Mr. Joe Bob Holiday Season, but I had to post this.  I just learned that Mario, the lowest paid player in La Liga, about whom who Sid Lowe wrote a great article documenting  how he is such a great guy, the same guy who scored a cracker of a goal for Numancia on opening day this year to beat Futbol Club Barcelona, despite earning less in an entire year than half of what Thierry Henry earns in one week, just won the Spanish lottery.  Amazing. 

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La Vida Tombola de “El Pelusa”

// December 23rd, 2008 // No Comments » // Uncategorized

Jack Bell of The New York Times posted a link to the official Manu Chao video for his song, “La Vida Tombola” the theme to the Maradona movie that came out in Europe earlier this year.  It’s a great song and a good video–but what’s funny is that there are so many people who have created and posted their own videos using the same song.  I like the one below, but there are a bunch of good ones.  I mean, with all the highlights that Diego Armando has given us, there’s more than enough raw material to go around.

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Santa Comes Early!

// December 19th, 2008 // 1 Comment » // Uncategorized

The fat man (or the Hanukah Angel) has left us some presents already!  Too bad we can’t open them until the last week of February.  But we can peek through the wrapping paper to get an idea of all the fun we’ll have:

 

  • Chelsea (ENG) v Juventus (ITA): Ranieri returns to Stamford Bridge!
  • Olympique Lyonnais (FRA) v FC Barcelona (ESP): Benzema v Messi — yes, please!
  • Villarreal (ESP) v Panathinaikos (GRE): Villareal – with the USA’s own Jozy Altidore – gets to play in the quarterfinals!
  • Sporting Lisbon (POR) v FC Bayern München (GER): It’s good that there are a couple fixtures you can miss.
  • Real Madrid CF (ESP) v Liverpool FC (ENG): A Spanish derby dripping with irony!  (Benitez coaching against the team he’s always wanted to coach for, Ramos facing a guy who did what he couldn’t by succeeding in England…)
  • Atlético de Madrid (ESP) v FC Porto (POR): Atletico gets to play in the quarterfinals!
  • Arsenal FC (ENG) v AS Roma (ITA) FC: More stylish redshirts than a Communist afterparty!
  • Inter Milan (ITA) v Manchester United FC (ENG): La crème de la crème!

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“He’s a character with a good personality”

// December 19th, 2008 // No Comments » // Uncategorized

Ferguson and Mourinho 

Alex Ferguson has come out with an awful lot of bullsh!t, particularly in recent times, but is this his most absurd comment yet, bearing in mind it’s Jose Mourinho he’s talking about.

“He’s a character with a good personality”

 Next he’s going to say that Cristiano Ronaldo is not a petulant cry baby and that Darren Fletcher is a top class midfielder.

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Evolution of 4-2-3-1

// December 18th, 2008 // No Comments » // Uncategorized

For those tactics nerds among you, there’s an excellent article by the Guardian’s Jonathan Wilson about the evolution of 4-2-3-1. I’m not even going to attempt to summarise the article as it deserves to be read in full, but my two favorite highlights were

a) explanation of Arrigo Sacchi’s dismay around tactics being based around attributes of players, rather than vice versa. His very valid point is that tactics should be used to get more than the sum of the parts, but if you base your tactics on the inviduals you have than you are only getting exactly the sum of the parts.

b) his invocation of Wittgenstein. Finally a use for that philosophy degree, Jonathan!

Read it here

ps. Anyone read his book “Inverting the Pyramid” ? I’ve been meaning to get my hands on it.  (hint hint, Santa)

Weekend Watching

// December 18th, 2008 // 3 Comments » // Uncategorized

Don’t miss:

Saturday

West Ham v Aston Villa, 12:30pm on FSC.  It’s just a lot of fun to watch Villa these days, but what would really make this a can’t-miss event would be if both teams were allowed to play each other in their home strips, which are extremely similar.  Now that would be fun.  Imagine two Premiership teams having to pick their heads up and make sure that they were passing to the right players?  Might be an interesting experiment…

Real Madrid v Valencia, 2:30pm on GolTv.  The real winner of this game will be Barcelona, who either get a chance to further ahead of heir eternal rivals or their closest competitor. But Robben is back for Madrid, and Juande Ramos will really want to win his first home league game.  We could see David Villa putting on a show for the winter transfer market, though… 

Sunday

**Late Addition**  Manchester United vs Liga D Quito, 530am on FSC. If you like Mickey Mouse, you’ll love the FIFA World Club Championship!  This used to be a very cool game between the winners of the Copa Libertadores and the Champions League, but now they make each team play lead-up games, and it seems like the Euros just want to go home.  But you know the South Americans will be giving it their all.  Vamos Liga de Quito!

Arsenal v Liverpool, 11am on FSC.  Will it be an exciting Arsenal game or a boring Liverpool game?  I’m guessing the latter, sadly.

Villareal v Barcelona, 1pm on GolTV. Barsa’s last game in a Sevilla, Valencia, Madrid, Villareal run.  So far, they are three and oh, with nine goals for and none against.  A slip-up before the winter break would give a lot of encouragement to the rest of the pack — an away shellacking of Villareal might seal it for everyone except Michel Salgado, and god bless him for his optimism.

**Note: neither the Agentine nor Chilean playoff games appear to be on TV this weekend.  Boca plays San Lorenzo on Saturday in Game 2 of the three-way tie playoff, and Colo Colo plays Palestino in Chile on Suday.

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Street Ballerz

// December 16th, 2008 // 2 Comments » // Uncategorized

busquets    AI

“Les llaman calle…”

Amusing article in Sport today.  It’s about the newest Barsa prodigy Sergio Busquets, and the title, which is a quote, translates as “Sergio Busquets Has Something Extra Because He’s Got Street Game.”  It’s funny to read that from over here, for a couple of reasons.

First, here in the U.S., whenever people refer to someone’s game being “street,” they aren’t saying it in a good way.  They mean to say that it’s too flashy, not based on the fundamental skills of the sport, and more concerned with one’s own performance than that of the team. And related, it’s usually just a veiled way of saying that their game is too black (as in African-American).

The epitome of the street sports icon in the U.S. is, without question, Allen Iverson.  And he is loved and hated for it.  Kids on inner city basketball courts will forever worship A.I., who has constantly thumbed his nose at the conventonal aspects of the sport, ever since he pulled an epic cross-over (the essential street basketball skill) on Michael Jordan the first time he ever faced him — and not once, but twice, in the same play.  (I remember A.I.’s quote about it being along the lines of: “I hit him with the baby crossover, saw him buckle, and then I dropped the big cross on him.” — he makes it a little nicer in this vid.)  Many self-righteous commentators and journalists, however, see Iverson everything that is wrong with basketball, sports, and the world.  I can’t stand these people.

In the article, Sport defines street ball as having “picardia” — craftiness or cunning.  In essence, they are rejecting the factory-made soccer players who are strong in fundamentals, and have been coached out of the questionable nutmeg here and there.  And thank goodness for that.  More than anything, it’s just nice to see the concept so disassociated with race and socio-economics.  Busquets is the son of a former Barsa player and is firmly among the white Spanish upper class. 

That said, the two past and present players who best define street soccer to me are Zinedine Zidane and Sergio Aguero, and for the most part, both are universally loved.  The former had both the nasty skills and effortless flashiness of the street game, with a little more than enough “you better show me respect” attitude.  I can’t remember how many times I heard ESPN announcers saying how “he learned his game as a child on the dark streets of Algiers and Marseilles.”  (What exactly was dark about those streets?)

Sergio Aguero is also crazy street.  It’s the only way you can explain why he decided to try and chip Iker Casillas in a one-on-one when he came on as a sub in a tie game against Real Madrid as a 17 year old.  Perhaps it wasn’t the choice with the highest probability of scoring (he missed), but it was a wonderfully cheeky effort.  It was nice to see young Busquets come on against Madrid this weekend and try some cheekiness of his own, a lofted give-and-go, which led to a penalty called against Madrid.  Sure, Crazy Sam Eto’o missed the penalty, but no cheekiness (read: streetball) goes unacknowledged here!

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